10 Rap Lyrics That Don’t Make Sense

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Rap music has come a long way from Grandmaster Flash to Rakim to Wu-Tang and to the likes of Drake and Lil’ Wayne. Lyrics have always been the key ingredient in a rap song. Unfortunately these rappers didn’t get the memo as they spit bars that sound ridiculous as ever. Follow the trail and check out these senseless bars.

1. Foxy Brown – “Affirmative Action”

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“Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen…”
Math is not Foxy’s favorite subject apparently.

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36 comments
eq mcfly
eq mcfly

and thats why she fell off lol

asdfgf
asdfgf

Retards attempting poetry at it's best. HAHAHAHA

JujuBeads87
JujuBeads87

Yea they cropped Little Wayne's lyric, but let's be 4real people...YMCMB needs a list dedicated entirely to them.

Crimson5150
Crimson5150

#10 - Don't let it happen,cause if it does...then he is.

BostonDon
BostonDon

I think Killa Cam's whole catalogue should on Rap Lyrics That Don’t Make Sense. Altho i do believe that he gets his rhymes from Dr. Seuss

Beastheadboy
Beastheadboy

People really don't get enough of hatin on Wayne I swear. He wasn't sayin menstrual bleed was a disease he was proceeding to his next rap line . It's funny ALL you people loved Wayne and now that you see people hatin on em you join the wagon the hate. Such followers man. Hey why isn't jay z on here for taking ALL of biggie smalls lines??? O! And wtf was Kanye talking about on "the heartbreak" cd??? C'mon now

Emm_Dubb
Emm_Dubb

"I'm a venereal disease / Like a menstrual, I bleed through the pencil .." make sense to me.

nixonjames
nixonjames

most of these make sense... and don't post a list if you're not gonna put the actual lyrics up... -.-;;;

you want lyrics that don't make any sense just pick 10 mannie fresh flows...

GyanShieldsdad
GyanShieldsdad

The article totally hates on the rap game which ironically goes hand in hand with the sneaker game. Way to promote the connection style engine. You let us know that like the sneaker game like the rap game makes no sense. Because the sneaker game definitely don't add up. Poor quality, high prices, awful colors, fake demand, all backed by these web sites=sneaker game.  Stick that up on your meeting board haters.

guest
guest

wow! cam'ron sounds like he's writing a tongue twister or talking to a baby.  on another subject, the only thing that got pushed is his hairline.

Dion Johnson
Dion Johnson

Just because you don't get the lyrics doesn't mean the don't make sense though. 

ElijahLeonard
ElijahLeonard

for the "a mili" lyric he says, "like a menstrual i bleed"... makes perfect sense in fact a couple of them make perfect sense

LexxC
LexxC

On  #9 yall jus bein' stupid it made sense

LexxC
LexxC

Is it just me or does the Chingy one make sense ?.

jolotarra
jolotarra

Took this as a word problem I think it's right. 32/2 = 16 (Double this) = 32 (multiply it with three) = 96 (then divide it by 4) = 24(subtract it by 8) = 16. The dumb part was he only got 48 with (16x2)3 Which got you all confused. haha. :)

lonniemario
lonniemario

Really? the whole song was a list of  paired words which he uses. the song wasnt bought two specific words but several pairs. smh

lonniemario
lonniemario

You wise ass, at least get things right if you're gonna scrutinize a big music mogul like Wayne. Take his Lyrics in context and don't just chop some and fix it to appear as you'd like. He says dumb shit but not for the reason you say here.

 

There should be a full stop after disease. He uses 'like a menstrual bleed' to segway to his next line.

Wayne  has terrible lyrics everywhere and this is what you come up with?

Gl559
Gl559

every lil wayne lyric should be on here!

thekid30
thekid30

number 6.....anthony Mackie??

TreCrenshaw
TreCrenshaw

 @Beastheadboy "Weezy f baby and the f is for phenomenal"

 

The rapping and spelling skills of Lil Wayne. Need I say more?

lonniemario
lonniemario

 @LexxC #9 kinda is a fail since any alcoholic beverage which is drank "straight", cant be followed by or accompanied with any drink/chaser.

Chosenbarly
Chosenbarly

 @LexxC It was a fail because he said asian when chinese and japanese women are already asian.

Duffman
Duffman

@jolotarra if you listen to the album it's a goodfellas mafia theme were there's a lot of that organized crime element we got 48 speaking for their crew which is part of a bigger "family" or "cartel" guess they're not counting everyone else's shares.

lonniemario
lonniemario

When I came across this one last night I never reached the point where I was thinking of cross checking the math because she said, "double it times three."  lol

Duffman
Duffman

That's why he call himself chinky...oops I mean chingy...lol @nope @LexxC @zamieo

nope
nope

 @LexxC  @zamieo nahhhh. he said Japanese, Chinese OR EVEN ASIAN. he's aware that japanese and chinese are different but adds on that they could ALSO be Asian even though he just named two Asian nationalities already. think about it for a second. that's exactly like saying chicken, rice or even food...both of those already foods...just like Chinese and Japanese are already Asian,

LexxC
LexxC

 @zamieo Read my post Hun "....not all Asian people are Chinese." So therefore seems like he knew wht he meant to me but anyways ...

zamieo
zamieo

 @LexxC  @Chosenbarly Yeah, but he said "or even asian" like Chinese or Japanese people aren't asian. 

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