Snoop Lion Shows His Election Pro/Con List

Snoop Lion is straying away from the political norm of choosing a candidate to control the country based on economic, political, and social status and has shown his racial and hilarious reasons for choosing Obama over Romney. He took to the internet to post a “cons & pros” list explaining why he’s not voting for Mitt Romney and why he’s voting for Barack Obama which you can see in plain text below.
Why I’m Not Voting For Romney
1. He a white n*gga
2. This muthaf*cka’s name is Mitt
3. B*tch got a dancing horse
4. He a h*
5. He looks like he says n*gger all the time
6. This muthaf*cka’s name is Mitt
7. He always interrupts and talks over people like he’s better than them. B*tch, I will beat the sh*t out of you
8. He’s a Mormon but he ain’t got no hoes
9. He reminds me of every boss I ever hated
10. This muthaf*cka’s name is Mitt

Why I’m Voting For Obama
1. He a black n*gga
2. He mad cool yo
3. That n*gga look like he can fight
4. He wears a durag like me
5. Michelle got a fat a$$
6. He BFF’s with Jay-Z
7. He hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck
8. We use the same hair clippers
9. He smokes Newports
10. I seen that n*gga hoop before and he got a jumper.

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@dragonflyjonez wrote this.  snoop is wack for not giving credit

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